|seriously. the crust will make you weep with joy.|
|beneath the city|
|the first Italian woman I have seen that needed assistance navigating the cobblestones in stilettos. This leads me to believe she wasn't actually Italian.|
|do you count three legs? That's because a little boy was riding shotgun. Or playing monkey in the middle. Or filming an infomercial for seatbelt arms and imaginary helmet.|
|creepy creepies. You know these will come alive at night and kill you in your sleep.|
|Girl in sneakers: "When I grow up, I want to be a doctor!"|
Girl in not sneakers: "When I grow up, I want to drop out of middle school and be just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman!"
|should I just caption this one "No, I don't love my kid. Why do you ask?"|